its funny us humans we celebrate these points in life we agree on the date...– Joseph Arthur
I hope you will have a wonderful year, that you’ll dream dangerously and...– here is my contribution
Ok, so Nordstrom has its Half Yearly Sale for men coming up. I really want to impress the girl I like. So far, I purchased True Religion Jeans with studs to match my Creative Recreations and Obey top. I hope you’ll like the new me. When you compliment me, I’ll know that it’ll all be worth it.
Ok, here’s what I want to do. I’m going to add you on Facebook and talk to you all day and night. At the end of the month, I think I’ll be ready to see you face-to-face. When we hang out, I won’t ask you any questions that I would online. I will try to express my feelings but it won’t come out the same way as it does on the computer. When you tell me jokes that...
Ok, here’s the deal. So like, I’m hungry and I haven’t seen you all of winter break. I want to hang out but I’m not really that hungry. I really miss you though. I don’t think you’ll want to hang out if I just watch you eat. So, since I’m really craving a McFlurry, do you want to split it? Hehe, Oreos crumbles in a McDonald’s Milkshake. Nom,nom nom...
Ok, so I just had the best night ever. I listened to Skrillex and he played “Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites”. That shit was crazy, man. I peaked right when the bass dropped. Better yet, I want to become a DJ now. Skrillex really influences me. This won’t be my last show. It was so much fun! I even got some kandi. That day, my name changed. I don’t think I’ll ever...
Ok here’s the plan. We’re going to hang out, take photos, edit them, photoshop the blemishes, and upload them to facebook. Then, we’re going to wait for likes and hopefully comments. Lastly, we’ll smile together over the shared happiness of receiving 6 likes and 4 comments because they’ll never know how fat we are in real life.
girls like to ruin things. why do we care? because it shows we are human. being human means that we have feelings. feelings always change. people don’t like change. usually i try to use my spare change. when i have zero, i start back up again. doing things again means following a routine pattern. following a routine pattern means i am a robot. therefore i am a robot. the end
why do you have to be so mean? you’re the reason why I can’t have nice things. nice things come in two. two is better than one. juan doesn’t always come to clean my house. he has failed to come twice within the past 3 weeks. we keep him because he is does work for cheap. no one likes to be cheap unless it means making other people feel cheap. cheap means compromise. compromise...
seeing guys type like fegs when i write questions on formspring pretending to be a girl, it’s awesome i keep having alternating dreams of succeeding and failing, i think the dream catcher stopped working
Being in a split families makes the holidays not exactly the most enjoyable days of the year, but learning to appreciate and find joy despite these circumstances is what matters the most to me. We don’t have to be close, but I will always be forever in debt to the kindness, friendship, and love that my friends and family provide to me. Thank you for letting me be me and rude.
ziploc bag of kush double cup full of drank (trippy) i get so damn trippy in my...
reading good books makes me happy because i am actually being productive with my time
Danny Brown's View on Mac Miller and Tyler, The... →
HYFR -Hell yah fucking right i love dicks in my mouth
I’m a new soul I came to this strange world Hoping I could learn a bit...
going shopping at main place and the block doesn’t count
Our notions about happiness entrap us. We forget that they are just ideas. Our...
Dear Darla, I hate your stinkin’ guts. You make me vomit. You’re the scum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa
a long paragraph to read, delicious i get my news from reading about how crazy people are
dressed in BBC doesn’t mean shit
telling me you got your wallet for $9? I thought you were a girl