MattPham: Archive

“its funny us humans we celebrate these points in life we agree on the date...”

– Joseph Arthur

Jan 1st

“I hope you will have a wonderful year, that you’ll dream dangerously and...”

– here is my contribution

Jan 1st

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

Ok, so Nordstrom has its Half Yearly Sale for men coming up. I really want to impress the girl I like. So far, I purchased True Religion Jeans with studs to match my Creative Recreations and Obey top. I hope you’ll like the new me. When you compliment me, I’ll know that it’ll all be worth it.

Dec 30th

Ok, here’s what I want to do. I’m going to add you on Facebook and talk to you all day and night. At the end of the month, I think I’ll be ready to see you face-to-face. When we hang out, I won’t ask you any questions that I would online. I will try to express my feelings but it won’t come out the same way as it does on the computer. When you tell me jokes that...

Dec 30th

Ok, here’s the deal. So like, I’m hungry and I haven’t seen you all of winter break. I want to hang out but I’m not really that hungry. I really miss you though. I don’t think you’ll want to hang out if I just watch you eat. So, since I’m really craving a McFlurry, do you want to split it? Hehe, Oreos crumbles in a McDonald’s Milkshake. Nom,nom nom...

Dec 30th

Ok, so I just had the best night ever. I listened to Skrillex and he played “Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites”. That shit was crazy, man. I peaked right when the bass dropped. Better yet, I want to become a DJ now. Skrillex really influences me. This won’t be my last show. It was so much fun! I even got some kandi. That day, my name changed. I don’t think I’ll ever...

Dec 30th

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Ok here’s the plan. We’re going to hang out, take photos, edit them, photoshop the blemishes, and upload them to facebook. Then, we’re going to wait for likes and hopefully comments. Lastly, we’ll smile together over the shared happiness of receiving 6 likes and 4 comments because they’ll never know how fat we are in real life.

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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girls like to ruin things. why do we care? because it shows we are human. being human means that we have feelings. feelings always change. people don’t like change. usually i try to use my spare change. when i have zero, i start back up again. doing things again means following a routine pattern. following a routine pattern means i am a robot. therefore i am a robot. the end

Dec 27th

why do you have to be so mean? you’re the reason why I can’t have nice things. nice things come in two. two is better than one. juan doesn’t always come to clean my house. he has failed to come twice within the past 3 weeks. we keep him because he is does work for cheap. no one likes to be cheap unless it means making other people feel cheap. cheap means compromise. compromise...

Dec 27th

seeing guys type like fegs when i write questions on formspring pretending to be a girl, it’s awesome i keep having alternating dreams of succeeding and failing, i think the dream catcher stopped working

Dec 26th

Being in a split families makes the holidays not exactly the most enjoyable days of the year, but learning to appreciate and find joy despite these circumstances is what matters the most to me. We don’t have to be close, but I will always be forever in debt to the kindness, friendship, and love that my friends and family provide to me. Thank you for letting me be me and rude.

Dec 25th